Lonesome Casio

Clownstyle: Steakhouse. Signature Prop: Room Temp 2-Liter of Store Brand Cola. "I have very sensitive skin. I have to use a special soap. That's not even the worst part. I can't tell you the worst part. You have to guess. And you will never, never get it. It's that I don't like being a Clown, but I'm not allowed to stop. Something bad will happen if I do. You can print this if you want. I don't care anymore"